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Rimmer wrote:
Having just one little switch in that area allows women to have some modicum (yes, pun intended) of control easily.

Not to mention the additional difficulty, stress and mental confusion that women would have been subjected to if the instructions manual contained info about more switches than ONE (not that they don't have problems already with even a single switch, but anyways...)

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But that's exactly how women like to deal with men; to control them.




That's not true. Now quiet!



It's just Nature's way of saying to women "I know it's hard for you to keep up with the men, so here's a little help for you".



Or, it's nature's way of saying "Here's a little something to make up for the male gender's complete lack of self control." emoticon



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(not that they don't have problems already with even a single switch, but anyways...)



Is that so? I've never had any problems of this nature. emoticon emoticon

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Thank you, Beavis. I stand corrected. emoticon



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Female Hormones Discovered In Beer!!!


Yesterday scientists suggested that in consideration of the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look cutting back their beer consumption.

Scientists discovered the female hormones while conducting a study in which 100 men were fed a case of beer within a one hour time period. The scientists observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

NO further testing is planned.

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 Ah, this so derogetory towards women ......... Yet men continue to drink beer................. emoticon : emoticon

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Yet men continue to drink beer...

And rightfully so. Why go for the substitute when you can have the real thing?

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Why, indeed, AC!... Why... do men, always, go to such lengths to possess the...substitute! I wonder!emoticon

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Why... do men, always, go to such lengths to possess the...substitute?

Because the price of beer (per volume unit) is much higher than the one of the substitute, so there are men who can't afford beer sometimes...

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Because the price of beer (per volume unit) is much higher than the one of the substitute, so there are men who can't afford beer sometimes...

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Poor devils; although I have found the substitute to be extremely expensive at times. emoticon

But beer is good and I can drink it all night long if I want... emoticon

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But beer is good and I can drink it all night long if I want...




Night lasts longer than 2-3 minutes.
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Night lasts longer than 2-3 minutes.

Well, this depends on the ...substitute...

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Exactly right, Alpha. And beer has more consistent quality standards. emoticon

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Perhaps. Or perhaps you're just too drunk to be able to tell. emoticon
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I do have many years of testing under my belt, you know. emoticon

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Testing women's patience isn't the same thing, Rimmer. emoticon
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Addi wrote:
...women's patience...

Is there such thing? emoticon

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Testing women's patience isn't the same thing, Rimmer. emoticon




That's why I try and keep things down to 2-3 minutes...
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Minutes? We' re talking women's patience here, we should be dealing in milliseconds emoticon

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Some of you are, gk. emoticon
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hello all sorry i was away for a little bit... my dad had to have a major operation done lastr friday so i was at the hospital all day long into the evening hours with my daughter n alw charlotte and my step - mom was also in the same hospital as my dad for an infection and still there and then she will finally be transferred to the nursing home when she is stable to be moved .

so i have done all my baking and wrapped all my gifts and now im ready for the holiday

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Why feminist and prostate cancer is the same?
     1-both want to kill men only any way.
     2- If you are good or bad, as long as you have prostate, doesn’t make any difference.
         they want to kill you any way.
      3- both are created and concentrated in the same place.
4-their enemy is located in same place. ( see the pictures, in Iraq prison)
5-both attack and kill creation roots, where the Y exist.
6-they don’t attack any women.
7-even the most sh..ty women is in save with them.
8-they resist to any one who want to eliminate them, till they kill you, even if they know that they will die either..
9-when they are in your body only dead is their gifts.
10- their principle mission impossible is to eliminate men as much as possible.
11- both are dangerous for men’s health.
12-you cannot discuss, you have to cut it all.
13- you can not even piss without getting problem
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm

"A study to be published later this year in the British Journal of Psychology says that men are on average five points ahead on IQ tests.

Paul Irwing and Professor Richard Lynn claim the difference grows when the highest IQ levels are considered.

Their research was based on IQ tests given to 80,000 people and a further study of 20,000 students."

I'm sure many here are already familiar with Dr. Lynn's work and know this is not exactly a brand new finding.

"Dr Irwing, a senior lecturer in organisational psychology at Manchester University, told the Today programme on BBC Radio Four the study showed that, up to the age of 14, there was no difference between the IQs of boys and girls.

"But beyond that age and into adulthood there is a difference of five points, which is small but it can have important implications," he said. "

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"There were twice as many men with IQ scores of 125, for example, a level said to correspond with people getting first-class degrees.

At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman."

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At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman."




I saw this study and volunteered for the 5.5 men for every woman part. No word back yet. emoticon



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At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman."




I saw this study and volunteered for the 5.5 men for every woman part. No word back yet. emoticon



Maybe that's because of the .5 of a man you would get with the 5 whole ones. Or maybe you would get 11 halves of different men. emoticon

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I just assumed it was an average. You know, first 4 men, then 6... emoticon
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Why do I feel completely at loss here? emoticon

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THE RIVER
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Ladies, do send this to a WOMAN who needs a good laugh!!! By all means!!!!! emoticon


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