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addi30
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Re: FYI
Rimmer wrote:
Yeah, Addi, I was in St Louis for the World's fair back in 1904. Teddy Roosevelt and I shared a six pack of Coors, went for a ride with the Wright Brothers then dropped in on Monica Lewinsky's great-grandmother. What a weekend!
Well here I am trying to better my mind and learn by asking you to share your lifetime of experience with us, and all you'll do is meet my honest questions with sarcasm. How typically male.
As for you, Alpha, with your double d comments...how typically male.
--- To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt
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19/Jun/04, 14:25
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Rimmer
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Re: FYI
Alpha Centauri wrote:
addi30 wrote:
Like Monica Lewinsky's great-grandmother would really have anything to do with Rimmer.
Addi's right. Monica Lewinsky's great-grandmother must have been living somewhere in Poland back then.
It's a well known fact that Monica's great-grandmother came from Poland to St Louis in 1904 to see the World's Fair. After it finished, she decided she wanted to stay in America. Apart from making shoes, there wasn't much work in St Louis, so she moved to Washington DC.
As luck would have it, Ima Swallowinski (that was the great-grandmother's name) was able to get a job at the White House, as a floor cleaner. So, it was Ima who, down on her hands and knees, puffing and polishing in the dark corridors of power, started the Lewinsky tradition in America.
True story.
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21/Jun/04, 1:20
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addi30
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Re: FYI
Well, at least they're not being wimps anymore.
So if I'm understanding correctly, Rimmer, you're saying that Lewinsky's great grandma came here from Poland, somehow met you, and from then on the entire family for generations has had a perverse view of appropriate times/places for oral sex. Hmmm.
And once again, an Australian male is at the heart of the problem. I know I'm shocked.
--- To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt
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21/Jun/04, 15:04
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