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Registered: 03-2005
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3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

and finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

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Registered: 04-2005
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very funny. you could replace brits with dumb rednecks. I know a dude who seriously hurt himself puking.

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Hey, those pins on new shirts can be
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more statistics for you

BRITS' TOP TEN DREADED RELATIVES AND WHY
1. Mothers-in-Law stay too long
2. Aunts treat the house like a hotel
3. Brothers don't clean up after themselves
4. Fathers-in-Law are also untidy
5. Sisters buy bad presents
6. Grandmothers criticise the dinner
7. Mums moan about the cleanliness of your house
8. Uncles get really noisy
9. Dads drink too much - equalling Step-Mothers for that title
10. Nephews leave their rooms in a mess

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Registered: 08-2003
Location: -NO, YOU prove im NOT diana!
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mikeart005 wrote:



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Thats why it sucks to be a doctor on call at christmass.
It's suprising how many of those things I do.
Maby it *is* our own fault...

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How the hell can a 9v battery kill you?

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pacemaker? freak lightning strike? explosive diarrhea?

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