rcable1
Senior Member
Registered: 04-2004
Location: High Point, NC
Posts: 322
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Investments
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth
$49.00.
-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
With Enron,
you would have had
$16.50
left of the original $1,000.00.
-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
With WorldCom,
you would have had less than
$5.00 left.
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had
$214.00.
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
Based on the above,
current investment advice is to
drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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25/Sep/04, 23:18
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Firlefanz
Senior Member
Registered: 05-2003
Location: Germany
Posts: 560
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Re: Investments
That's a good one, Rusty. Thanks for the laugh.
--- - Firlefanz
Reading: Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card
Rewriting: "The Cloth-Merchant's Daughter", 2nd Lar Elien book
My board - Schreiberlinge unter sich
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26/Sep/04, 13:11
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