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posticon Of some Creationists' "scientific reports and expeditions"...


Title's quotation marks intended...

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/dinoexpedition.html

Have fun...

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That's good stuff, Alpha. emoticon

Thank heavens the Apatosaurus was saved from the *gasp* Evolutionist! Where would we (and the dinosaurs) be, if it were not for Creation Scientists and their fisticuff abilities? emoticon

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In addition to sounding comletely idiotic, they managed to prove to me that their not just diots their rascist idiots. **sigh**
Idiots I can accept(I'm more or less surronded by them), but a racist idiot***shrug*** ***GRRR*** emoticon

Can I have one for a pet when their found a raptor or maybe T-rex. I always wanted a dinosaur. But now that their not extinct there still hope of getting one. emoticon



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Re: Of some Creationists' "scientific reports and expeditions"...


Those guys are impossible, I'm telling you!...

Here's another "scientific" paper which presents proof that the Moon speaks ancient Aramaic...

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Oh, this is rich!!!

"Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"

Eileen Hyde and Lynda Morgan (grades 10 & 11) did a project showing how the power of prayer can unlock the latent genes in bacteria, allowing them to microevolve antibiotic resistance. Escherichia coli bacteria cultured in agar filled petri dishes were subjected to the antibiotics tetracycline and chlorotetracycline. The bacteria cultures were divided into two groups, one group (A) received prayer while the other (B) didn't. The prayer was as follows: "Dear Lord, please allow the bacteria in Group A to unlock the antibiotic-resistant genes that You saw fit to give them at the time of Creation. Amen." The process was repeated for five generations, with the prayer being given at the start of each generation. In the end, Group A was significantly more resistant than Group B to both antibiotics.

No wonder Eileen and Lynda are being referred to as "future Creation Scientists"...

Find this and other most amusing stuff at http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html

I say, down with the Giba Geigy and Bayer pharmaceutical industries! On with the microbiological prayers...

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hehe.
The moon speaks ancient Aramaic.
IT IS THE VOICE OF GOD.

I need to go to the moon and speak to god, and ask why the hell he won't let my find a dinosaur. I want it, I prayed for it, now if two kids pray for the bacteria to become resistent to antibiotics god grants it, but I can't get a damn T-rex. emoticon
Theres an issue here God, I'll see you on the moon tonight.
   

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Of course, because the Bible doesn't say a thing about oxygen!

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is it just me, or does the picture on the first link (http://objectiveministries.org/creation/apatosaurus.jpg) just look like proof that elephants exist?
you can see the trunk and everything...

no, wait, PROOF!
http://visindavefur.hi.is/myndir/apatosaurus2_stor_300302.jpg


i have nothin against theese people, but i haveta say, theyre fighting a loosing battle, are they not?

but i had to laugh when i heard that some guy is making a museum dedicated to creationism...
http://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/
some poor kids are gonna grow up visiting this museum and doubt everything science says to them...


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You know, that expedition story took me straight back to the 1890, and early 1900 expedition stories. If you ever read "The Lost World" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, you'll know exactly what I mean.

This is a nice exercise in the Expedition Genre. emoticon

Why can't I get rid of the niggling suspicion that this is a parody site? Or could they actually mean what they are saying?

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Ooooookaayyyy.

Now, it's a possiblity that this Objective: Ministries site is a sidekick from the Landover Baptist Church site. And that one is a genuine parody site.

I'd be much relieved. emoticon

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